MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage – Black and white photographs – Geneology

1. Don’t touch the stove when it is on.
2. Set your hand on fire.
3. Bite your tongue.
4. Bleach a black shirt.
5. Slam your finger in the car door.
6. Put your hand in a toaster.
7. Run into walls.
8. Go to school with out your backpack.
9. Fail  school.
10. Have some one run over your foot.
11. Go barefoot out in the snow.
12. Cut your hair yourself.
13. Drop a knife on your foot.
14. Put electric items in water.
15. Jump off a banister.
16. Run with scissors.
17. Fall out of trees.
18. Fall standing up ( from personal experience)
19. Run in a busy highway.
20. Lick a frozen pole.
21. Steal from someone who is watching you.
22. Get hit in the face with a softball.
23. Eat raw meat.
24. Take something out of the hot oven with a bare hand.
25. Do drugs.
26. Not brush your teeth.
27. Make a list of 103 things not to do.
28. Color on the walls.
29. Eat too much.
30. Pull out permanent teeth.
31. Cheat on tests.
32. Stab yourself with a paper clip.
33. Pee your pants.
34. Not shower for more than 3 days.
35. Ride a dog.
36. Step on rusty nail.
37. Grab broken pieces of glass with your bare hand.
38. Lick your dog.
39. Hit your toe with a hammer.
40. Jump out a window on the second story.
41. Fall down a window well and get stuck.
42. Trip over nothing.
43. Eat soap
44. Drink mouth wash
45. Try to open glass doors with your face ( personal experience )
46. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet.
47. Jam your finger with a basketball
48. Say your kid is in a hot air balloon…when hes in a box in your garage!
49. Roll your eyes and tell your teacher you were stretching your eyeballs.( You’ll get yelled at)
50. Don’t try to write over your black print out report card with red pen and expect your parents to believe it.
51. Tell your parents you think they should do dishes.
52. Challenge other customers at Wal-Mart to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.
53. Re-dress the mannequins at stores you don’t work at
54. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
55. taking it for a test drive.
56. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say “BEEP” in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item.
57. Test the fishing rods in a store and see what you can catch from other
58. aisles.
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Go trick or treating the day after Halloween.
61. At the airport wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot
62. Page yourself over the intercom and don’t disguise your voice.
63. Write “Out to lunch” on your forehead.
64. Set all the alarm clocks in Wal-mart at 10 minute intervals through out the day
65. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
66. Set up a “Valet Parking” signs out side stores or drive throughs.
67. When someone steps away from his or her cart  at Wal-mart to look at
68. something, quickly place random combination of items in their cart.
69. Hold on to the back bumper of a car on a bike, while it’s  moving.
70. Give a republican a donkey as a birthday gift.
71. Counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
72. Parking your car on a highway
73. Picking a fight with Chuck Norris
74. Lick0 an eletric socket (oops! Too late)
75. Standing up on a roller coaster
76. Bungee jumping, without the bungee
77. Taking the phrase “I Believe I Can Fly” seriously
78. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
79. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
80. Sniffle incessantly.
81. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
82. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
83. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
84. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
85. Staple papers in the middle of the page
86. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
87. Honk and wave to strangers.
88. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
89. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
90. When Christmas caroling, sing “Jingle Bells, Batman smells” until physically restrained.
91. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
92. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
93. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
94. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
95. Never break eye contact.
96. Construct elaborate “crop circles” in your front lawn.
97. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
98. Tell your teacher that you were 15 minutes late to class cause you couldn’t get your locker open….as you carry all your stuff
99. Don’t sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the princable’s pffice
100.  Put M&M’s on layaway
101. Start singing oldies songs into the school loud speaker.
102. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
     my mommy?”
103. And make a list of 103 things not to do, i say it twice cause i mean it

Alot of this sounds like fun to do….so…

I did go on an amazing trip with my grandparent over the summer. I was with them for 6 exciting weeks! I flew to my home town….one of the funnest places for me……yes….  Orange County, California!!! We stayed there for a couple days and visited some family. Then we drove four hours to their house in Bakersfield and the next day…….we drove! We were planning on driving from California,through Organ, through Washington to Idaho.  We had a lot of fun. I got to see alot of new historic places. I also got to meet alot of family up in Idaho I had never met, I miss them. I was sad to leave but when I got back I realized…… I have so many people who really love me that I’ve known forever or I just met. I had never realized that but now I know that!

So…..Thanx Grandma and Grandpa!!!! Luv Ya!!!!!

I am SO happy!! I graduated froom 6th grade on Friday! It was so cool. I will miss my friends that are going to different schools.  I will make new ones though.  I am so happy I swittched schools. I was suppose to go to a really bad school but then my mom switched me to the one I wanted to go to. All of my friends going there are so happy. I will miss my teachers though. Mr. Wulff was so cool, he was always helping me out. Like when my little sister was in the hospital, I came back to my class room from the office when I was talking to my mom crying so hard I could barly stand. He talked to me along with all my friends and he really helped cheer me up. And Mr. Baatz, Mr. Baatz is hilarious. I have had great laughs with him. He was always cracking jokes! He was so much  fun!

Polo!

Marco!

Polo!

Marco!

Polio! Oops!

Marco!

Pancreas disease!

What?! It’s Marco, not “what”. Geese, you should know that, Carl.

1. One of my life long dreams is to give a deer a noogie.

2.I want to break my leg and have a neon green cast.

3. Paramore is my favorite band of all time.

4. I trip up stairs a lot.

5. People call me by my last name in school “Carson”.

6. I love people making me presents by hand, especially from little kids. Kids like my BFF’s sisters they draw me tons of pictures.

7. 12 has always been my lucky number. I don’t know why probably because it is the day of my birthday and it is the first consecutive number.

8. People say I am like Bella from Twilight because I am so klutzy.

9. My favorite t.v show is House.

10. In my eyes, I see  a cut as another memory. I have tons of cuts and most I got when having fun.

11.I love rice. Rice is my comfort food.

12. I think they should make taxis look like turtles.

13. Guitars rock my hot pink sox. Seriously I have hot pink socks with guitars on them.

14. I like smoothies. My favorite type is pineapple coconut.

15. I go  to church at Timberline Church, and I’m a student leader.

16.  I wish I had a cell phone.

17. Dead things scare me.

18. I think friends should come before relationships.

19. My favorite brand name company is XOXO.

20. People think I am crazy ( which is true.)

21. I love kiddos

22. I like to draw on my self with sharpie.

23. Summer is my favorite season.

24. I want a Toyota Tundra or a red Mustang convertable.

25. I like to play Fable.

That is 25 random things about me!!!!

When I grow up there are many things I want to accomplish. One thing is I want to get married and be a mommy.  I want to buy this really nice house next to the club house lake. It is acually my friend’s grandma’s house. It is very nice. I want to have a daughter and name her Naomi, and a son named Jason. And have a really nice, funny, kind, goofy, serious, smart, and caring husband. I want to be a juvenile lawyer. Because I believe kids should have a second chance. Yes, some of them have done horible things, but believe they deserive a second chance. I also want to work at the church as a volenteer leader in the Youth area. That is what I want to do when I grow up. ( So far.)